Trump in Exile

SHIP’S LOG, February 15, 2018 — How the Earthlings have survived is a mystery. Ever since the United States impeached and removed Donald Trump for accidentally live-streaming himself sexually assaulting a tourist (or was it really for refusing to bomb Moscow? unclear) events have spiraled out of control.

Trump is now residing on a private island, making offers by tweet of trillions of dollars to various nations in exchange for their willingness to bomb the United States. No nation is known to have yet accepted. Nor has anyone yet seen Trump’s tax returns. He may or may not have, or have access to, trillions of dollars.

Some of the earthlings believe the impeachment process drove Trump out of his mind, while others blame the water supply on his island abode. But 92% in a scientific survey conducted in 43 countries this week actually volunteered or wrote in: “When was he not out of his mind — WTF?”

This situation has put pressure on U.S. lawyers to concoct reasons why it would be illegal for countries to bomb the United States, while it was legal for the United States, Saudi Arabia, and the Gulf kingdoms to bomb Yemen, blockade Yemen, starve Yemen, and end up murdering millions of people in the worst disaster on Earth in decades.

The former president of Yemen, in exile, reportedly approved of attacking his former country. He did not have the power to overturn the U.N. Charter or the Kellogg-Briand Pact. War remained illegal. But he approved of the war, thereby making it a civil war, which is not a war. About two people and three dogs were located in Yemen who considered the former president legitimate, but he was exiled as the result of violence, thereby making him a legal party to a civil war. The country versus one guy (and his trillion dollar imperial allies).

That’s the legal story, and the lawyers are sticking to it, even as it utterly fails to help them in the cases of Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Libya, Somalia, Syria, et alia. But Trump maintains on Twitter, to the extent that sense can be made of his tweets, that he would not have been exiled if “the Antifa Terrorist Organization” had not smashed a bank window, and that more Trump supporters still exist in the United States than “the entire population in Yemen, if in fact that is a real place.”

So, the lawyers would seem to have legalized a non-war civil war between Donald Trump (and anyone he can recruit) and the entire United States.

Or so it seemed until today. This morning at a widely publicized event in Washington, D.C., Secretary of State Ann Wright announced the following immediate steps being taken by her department.

  1. Re-affirming commitment to the Kellogg-Briand Pact, and understanding “international controversies” to be any conflicts involving at least one nation.
  2. Re-affirming commitment to the U.N. Charter, and recognizing the absence of either self-defense or U.N. Security Council authorization for any Trumpian war on the United States or for any of the wars fought by the United States in recent decades.
  3. Recognizing murder to be a crime that does not vanish or diminish as it increases in number.
  4. Joining and committing to support the International Covenant on Economic, Social, and Cultural Rights, the International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights, the International Criminal Court, the nuclear weapons ban, the Paris climate agreement, the convention on the rights of the child, the conventions on land mines and cluster bombs, a ban on uranium weapons, and a ban on weapons in space.
  5. Ending all weapons sales and gifts as U.S. exports or by U.S. companies.
  6. Proposing a plan to provide foreign aid of five percent of current U.S. military spending annually for every 10 percent the U.S. military budget is reduced, recommending a 10-percent reduction annually.

If these creatures now end up surviving, it will remain a story of incredible luck and mystery. But if they do not, it will now widely be viewed as a damn shame.

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  • Sparticus

    How Earthlings Survived? So … You want answers?

    Here …

    Man would have died naked and afraid in the wilderness if it were not for the intervention of Angelic Beings or ET if you prefer. You can watch the Discovery Program ” Naked and Afraid” and watch modern day prepped and rehearsed experts DIE in the woods. None of them would survive long-term. This is where you get the Prometheus Legend. There are pieces of the puzzle everywhere but you have to link them.

    This is all in the Book of Genesis.

    However, I only need one Line and I can give you GODS signature, “So the Lord God caused the man to fall into a deep sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of the man’s ribs[a] and then closed up the place with flesh. 22 Then the Lord God made a woman from the rib[b] he had taken out of the man, and he brought her to the man.” Genesis 2: 21-24.

    Due to modern day Genetics mankind now knows that this is entirely possible and can be done today. Therefore, there can be no scientific doubt that God is Real. Ancient man could never have come up with such a story. However, there is more … because of our modern day knowledge of Genetics we know what the Fallen Angels were doing in Noah`s day, the same thing DARPA is doing today, mutating species and weaponizing DNA to destroy men. This is the real reason why God flooded the planet. If people Ignore God it will only be to their Peril.

    God will never answer; until mankind gives him an ultimatum.

    • Sparticus

      Oh, come on people … There are but a Handful of People ( I think, because I never herd this before) who have ever even thought of things this way. Can I not even get a “CRAZY” from the Name-Callers! DAMN!

      I need someone to bounce some thoughts off; think about the Above, I gave Scripture, Read it, Tell me what You think? You all cannot be this Boring? Is this board a Government PSY-OP or something?

  • kimyo

    any cogent examination of our situation reveals that trump is a symptom of the disease, not the cause.

    authors like swanson and mediabrains such as maddow have somehow convinced themselves that we must spend every single waking minute talking about trump’s impending impeachment. at this point we must conclude that such a focus is a deliberate attempt to deceive and deflect attention AWAY from any true path forward.

    neither obama nor bush ever considered implementing even one item on ann wright’s punch list*. neither clinton nor pence would implement even one item. i doubt that we could have hoped for any better from sanders as well.

    can’t we have a real conversation? impeachment is a pointless cosmetic make-over. should that day come, all who celebrate are completely deceiving themselves.

    * aside from cop21, which climate guru hansen calls a ‘fraud’. James Hansen, father of climate change awareness, calls Paris talks ‘a fraud’

    “It’s a fraud really, a fake,” he says, rubbing his head. “It’s just bullshit for them to say: ‘We’ll have a 2C warming target and then try to do a little better every five years.’ It’s just worthless words. There is no action, just promises.

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  • ICFubar

    The situation outlined as ‘hypocrisy knowing no bounds whichever way you turn’ is a natural out growth of a system that has evolved ideologically to a point where it has absolutely no parlance with the masses of humanity. Wrights bullet points listed have as much reality as the system they are aimed at under the present circumstances. The people run hither and there looking for a real kernel of truth that is not some fake construct meant to propagandize, misdirect or obfuscate their search for a way to re balance the world. Its as though we are looking at a pen of chickens when a handful of feed is broadcast over the area just as the equivalent in the human economy is controlled by those who create money and credit as debt all owed to themselves. Fix this and the rest falls into place but not before.