World’s comedians make fun of ‘America First’ because they see US rogue state empire FIRST in illegal Wars of Aggression, looting, lying. Trump can be a hero with .01% US arrests, or be the most laughed-at joke ‘leader’ in modern history as he joins the criminals

joke: something that is amusing or ridiculous, especially because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham; a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously; farce.

humor: a comic, absurd, or incongruous quality causing amusement.

German comedian and late-night talk show host Jan Böhmermann challenged the world’s comedians to satirize US President Trump’s slogan America First with Who wants to be second? His team’s offering in three minutes (context here with 12-minute English subtitled video):

With the telling URL of EverySecondCounts, comedians so far from 24 nations have videos from two to five minutes (many more on YouTube from ordinary people). For example, Morocco (4 minutes):

These comedic teams are jesting the obvious incongruity of Americans’ failure to recognize the US is first in:

I could go on, and do in the above links (my best single source for ~100 areas of game-changing factual documentation:

Trump’s opportunity to be a hero: arrest .01% US ‘leaders’ for obvious crimes centered in war, looting, lying

I would like to be surprised with .01% US arrests, and would be happy to honor Trump if he upholds his Oath of office to enforce our most important laws to stop annual US war and poverty murders of millions, harm to billions, and looting of trillions. Ironically, the purpose of the President leading the Executive Branch of government is to uphold the law. Perhaps the attacks on Trump are .01% fear that he will take actions to cause the downfall of those leading rogue state empire.

Given the prima facie evidence of every other recent US President and Donald Trump’s apparent character, it’s unreasonable for Americans to “hope for change” from President Trump. We the People must demand .01% arrests or continue to serve as minions and work animals to rogue state empire. Until .01% arrests prove real leadership to stop ongoing slaughter of millions of human beings, harm to billions, and looting of trillions, it is only reasonable for Americans to embrace the evidence only lightly summarized in this article to conclude ongoing illegal .01% empire under a new “teleprompter reader-in-chief,” lying psychopathic puppet, oligarchic tool on the Right hand of one vicious imperial political body.

The categories of crime include:

  1. Wars of Aggression (the worst crime a nation can commit).
  2. Likely treason for lying to US military, ordering unlawful attack and invasions of foreign lands, and causing thousands of US military deaths.
  3. Crimes Against Humanity for ongoing intentional policy of poverty that’s killed over 400 million human beings just since 1995 (~75% children; more deaths than from all wars in Earth’s recorded history).
  4. Tens of trillions in looting, including $6.5 trillion just reported by the US Department of “Defense” as “lost.”

US military, law enforcement, and all with Oaths to support and defend the US Constitution against all enemies, foreign and domestic, face an endgame choice:

In just 90 seconds, former US Marine Ken O’Keefe powerfully states how you may choose to voice “very obvious solutions”: arrest the criminal leaders (video starts at 20:51, then finishes this episode of Cross Talk):

Solutions worth literal tens of trillions to ‘We the People’ won’t buy Happiness, but buys many avenues of Pursuit 🙂

Again, and truths literally the most valuable of public attention:

  • The top three benefits each of monetary reform and public banking total ~$1,000,000 for the average American household, and would be received nearly instantly. Please read that twice. Now look to verify for yourself.
  • We can quantify the end of the lie-started and illegal Wars of Aggression quickly into the trillions, and that said, it’s worth a lot more than what we quantify.
  • Truth: a world in which education is expressed in its full potential to only and always begin with good-faith effort for objective, comprehensive, and verifiable data.


Note: I make all factual assertions as a National Board Certified Teacher of US Government, Economics, and History, with all economics factual claims receiving zero refutation since I began writing in 2008 among Advanced Placement Macroeconomics teachers on our discussion board, public audiences of these articles, and international conferences (and here). I invite readers to empower their civic voices with the strongest comprehensive facts most important to building a brighter future. I challenge professionals, academics, and citizens to add their voices for the benefit of all Earth’s inhabitants.


Carl Herman is a National Board Certified Teacher of US Government, Economics, and History; also credentialed in Mathematics. He worked with both US political parties over 18 years and two UN Summits with the citizen’s lobby, RESULTS, for US domestic and foreign policy to end poverty. He can be reached at

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  • NOS

    Israhell First!
    America Second!

  • Boink389

    Sorry, ol’boy, …then a laughing stock he will be.

  • yoye69

    As a president, Trump must begin somewhere. And the logical choice is to put America first or if the language is too technical, we will care for our affairs and our good, before others, FOR A CHANGE! Because comedians are part of the Zionist controlled industry they will attack Trump and attempt to convince the public that all the Zionist lies are true and that globalists are our friends. Unfortunately, the majority are feeble minded enough to always believe drama over logic. If Trump fails we will have lack of food, WW3, RFID tags, the end to anything remotely like FREEDOM, and the public will wish for a hundred Trump’s but then it will be TOO LATE.

    • Carl_Herman

      So you agree that Trump must arrest .01% US criminals to stop their war-murdering of US military (and millions of others) and trillions of our tax dollars?

      Trump can defend himself by doing his job to uphold US law, with none more important or costly in lives and money than lie-started and illegal Wars of Aggression.

      Trump won’t fail if he enacts arrests, right, yoye69?

      • gmatch

        Trump should start by closing all US military bases outside the US.

  • AntiCommon Core

    Does ANYONE realize that another nation/state “assisted” the USA in their aggressive behavior?!?!? And that nation/state is ISRAEL!!!! Almost every US Congressman and Senator is a supporter of, or has an Israeli citizenship or both! This Israeli “firster” attitude has put the USA smack in the middle of the situation it is in! It has to STOP, and it has to STOP NOW!!!

    • Carl_Herman

      Yeah, I write about it all the time. Arrests of .01% War Criminals will get us to the truth. Try this about Israel:

    • gmatch

      Israel is not a state it is a Jewish banker controlled US military base paid by US taxpayers.

      • AntiCommon Core

        You must not mention Dimona.

  • Wōtan’s Justice

    This all great, I have only one question.
    If the U.S. is so horrible, then why does everyone want to come here?

    • bye kido

      Because it’s the one place the americans might not bomb.

      • Nexusfast123

        Even that might not be true soon. Borders will not limit the use of drones.

      • Wōtan’s Justice

        Nope, we’re importing the refuse of the world to take care of that.
        I see the victimization attitude is still doing it’s job of keeping the losers down. Good stuff.
        Now, if only people could wake up to the International banking system.

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    • gmatch

      Everyone means two types of persons: crooks with stolen money and people from countries US destroyed.

      • Wōtan’s Justice

        You sure do have an inflated sense of self importance to speak for Everyone. It’s certainly not what I mean.
        Please reevaluate your opinion and try to form a more literate one, please.

    • imbroglio

      Those people do not know how “good ” is in US.

      • Wōtan’s Justice

        Except I see them fighting to stay once they arrive.
        Thank you, try again.

    • Carl_Herman

      Hi Wotan. Please provide your evidence of “everyone wanting to come here.” You’ve made a factual claim, and need to comprehensively support it.

      In addition, you’ll need to address ongoing polling data that the US is recognized as the #1 threat to peace (see article of US starting 201 of 248 armed conflicts), the 30 million direct US war-murders, the connected ~400 million poverty-murders, and as you accurately state in a comment below the ongoing global poverty orchestrated by international debt (so-called “finance” and “banking”).

      And if this is what you mean: our .01% “masters” seem to be importing people to operate as domestic terrorists for “chaos” as our corporate media propagandists tell us.

      Mexicans come here for work, Bro, as the possibility of middle class is far better here still than Mexico. Our .01% masters have allowed this import to use Mexicans as work animals.

      The US public and global public are led by horrible monsters, Wotan, who only and always lie, loot, and kill. The comedians only hint at the horror.

      • Wōtan’s Justice

        I didn’t make a factual claim, I made a generalization as you have also done. For instance, Mexican come here for work, Bro.

        We’re done. And the end result is your smug sense of self satisfaction. Congratulations.

        • Carl_Herman

          Ok, we’re done. You’re welcome to your opinion. I’m happy to let my professional documentation speak for itself, and for you to have the analysis you find best.

          This isn’t smug; it’s modeling the 1st Amendment to the strongest government on paper that reflects Enlightenment ideals.

      • Wōtan’s Justice

        I will add this. We are coming rom this at different angles. If what you are saying is Mexicans come here for work, what you are not understanding is that Americans come here for work. If you have gone through the legal process of being here, then you are an American, we accept all. You are not a Mexican in America, you have a new home and are not a guest.
        If you are a Mexican in America, then you serve to undermine the opportunities that other’s have obtained legally, and yes we have our enablers, and are to be ejected as per the law.

        If America is seen as such a threat to the world, as the weaker are always happy to find a place to lay their blame, then why do so many nations accept our money? People would still be afraid of their own shadows and living in caves if it weren’t for the bold. The ones who stayed behind and benefitted without having to face any challenges would be the kind you might be more comfortable with.

        Suffice to say, yes, we are the big scary America, and We the People are so different from everyone else, it must be why this nation exceeded to a place of Bullying complacency. And yet they still come here for work Bro. I guess there are no other jobs in other countries. We are SO different here.

        My point is, Saying the U.S. is the greatest threat to the world is to say that if anything bad happens. it was no one else’s fault but ours. That attitude will get you nowhere, but have at it if you like.

        How about, the U.S. is the only thing standing in the way of Tribalistic National World War that will only be resolved by the final formation of about 5, maybe 7 “Nations”.

        Chew on that for awhile. It takes a considerable amount of critical thought to see I am correct.

        • Carl_Herman

          I’ve chewed on this for 40 years of activist work, including 18 years of pretty close work with both parties’ so-called “leaderships.”

          You make straw man arguments that you’re welcome to make, but I will point out that if you wish to represent my position you need to quote my work, of which I provide abundant material.

          I appreciate all you do for truth and justice, Bro. If people keep moving forward in good-faith effort to get the facts, we have a possibility of a brighter future greater than we can imagine.

          • Wōtan’s Justice

            I love this, and have experienced it quite often, when I meet people online who DO express an open mind.
            You are polite and rational and informative, as well as light hearted enough to admit fallibility in each of us.
            Thank you for civil discourse and the sharing of opinion and ideas.
            Your last paragraph couldn’t be more positively endorsed.

            *I have a crappy cold today, it’s definitely effected my mood. Sorry if I offended. I admit to being a button pusher, but with the intent of what unfolded here. two people communicating and not bloviating.

            Have a great day.

  • gmatch

    We the people of the World only want US troops out out our countries, followed by US companies and US citizens. 12 million Americans alone squat in Europe! Go home Ami! Stay home!

  • US force get out.
    Stop Henoko construction, stop Takae construction, to have new bigger bases there.
    Stop flying Osprey over our houses while Yankees dare not fly it over their own houses in home.
    Ordinary American citizens are NOT INNOCENT, they need to know that their country is committing serious human rights abuse in my country for late 70 years and more.
    That is why I never be friend with any Yankee b astard.
    I’m not going to associate with ANY YANKEE unless his/her country stops treading on us.

    US force get out, they have legal privilege, live for free, eat for free, make a crime and get away with it.