“I Did Give Donald Trump a Golden Shower … He Liked It Very Much”

Buzzfeed reports that a former British intelligence official said that Russia is blackmailing Donald Trump with evidence of his sexual peccadilloes, including liking “golden showers”.

The story has gone viral, and CNN notes that intelligence officials say the reports might be credible.

Trump has called the story “fake news”:

But this video PROVES it’s true … Trump received and enjoyed golden showers:

Oddly, the video is from 2011:

deleteForbes confirmed in 2013 that the speaker in the video, Dino Rachiele, is in the business of selling “custom-made sinks”. He specializes in high-end metal fixtures.

So maybe the media and intelligence services just got confused about the type of “golden shower” Trump enjoys?

Postscript: While this post is obviously satire, Mr. Rachiele really does appear to be a seller of high-end home fixtures, who claimed more than 5 years ago that he gave Trump a golden shower.

Truth is stranger than fiction …

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  • Giovanni_

    golden shower = piss

    • quantumcipher

      You don’t say? And are we supposed to care, assuming it were actually true? If anything, it would only make me hate him slightly less.

      • awb22

        As opposed to exactly who, Clinton?

  • Josh Stern

    “DC whores throwing urine on each other”? That happens every day. It’s not even news…

    …the literal story might well be made up.

    But metaphorically, it’s spot on. So Trump should be in his element there.

    Also, IMO it’s true that a lot of data mining/signals intelligence is not intelligent at all. I wouldn’t completely discount some Spook picking up a playback of the video and calling it a great Intel coup. When something fits their agenda they run with it, because US Spook takes for granted that he operates in a world where he gets to wrong and toxic 99% of the time, killing millions, while never ever facing consequences of any time for any action except being disloyal to higher up Spooks.

  • Charlie Primero

    I love it. /pol/ starts 2017 with another great troll victory over the leftist media.

    Can one actually get tired of winning? This year we may find out.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f2c6956ac4ac5718bd35524087b7ccb02dff11e2c52fbb0b992f040ea3d1a49c.jpg

  • awb22

    Thanks for the laugh, on an otherwise slow news day.

  • ICFubar

    When you have been made to look the fool you may as well go all in.The Russian hack meme has failed miserably so the promotion of the President elect as a Manchurian candidate is their next try to side track the election result, for better or worse. The CIA et al machinations have become a self parody that would be amusing if the portent wasn’t so bleak. That is that the alphabet agencies are so involved in the American body politic that the average citizen must draw the conclusion that any democratic intent in their political system has been extinguished.

  • whatwaysup

    endless:) ….’the plumbers’…..a golden shower…

  • bondo

    congress pisses on the american people every day
    jewry and its the media piss on congress and the american people every day.
    now
    trump
    is making them drink their piss

  • ResearchGuy