Trump, Obama, Clintons, Bushes Skype with ‘Black Hat handler’: Hail Mary plan to end alternative media as ‘fake news,’ purge government ‘White Hats,’ restore corporate media reputation by reporting on UFOs

(Satire) In an extraordinarily high-tech conference room, a wall of high-definition screens show six faces: Donald Trump, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, W. Bush, and GHW Bush; each about 4 feet by 3 feet in a large connected rectangle going clockwise from the top-left position. The room is dark. A male is alone in the conference room; a “Black Hat handler.” Different from the first two Skype calls (one, two), the handler is visibly tired from over-work. (full adult language)

Black hat: We need to brief you on another possible endgame for our victory. Evolving events have us preparing different moves. As always, your role is to speak as you’re told.

(pauses to check faces for understanding, stops at W in exasperation for ongoing lack of focus)  W, are you… texting?

W: (looking up) Oh, sorry, no. I’m painting.

Black: (considers addressing W, but shakes his head in disbelief before continuing) Operation Mock Bird (derived from real-world “Operation MockingBird“) has three objectives:

  1. End independent media by censorship because they’re “fake news.”
  2. Purge government of “White Hats” because they’re Russian spies.
  3. Restore faith in corporate media by covering a dramatic “UFO disclosure.”

Let’s address each.

First, we must eliminate independent media with the consent of the sheeple. (sneers) This connects to another possible plan to “recount” the “election” to Hillary or some other move, incite riots augmented by “false flag” events, use rhetoric of “civil war,” and blame it all on “fake news” that we’ll then shut down after all of you call for it.

If we don’t use a “recount,” we might “false flag” associated with “Pizzagate” to end independent media (consider here, here, here, here). We’re rolling-out talking points, as I’ll show in two minutes (rolls tape):

We used the Pope to state that those who watch independent media are also sexually aroused by feces, and eat feces. (pauses, rubs his unshaved chin) I don’t know; we’ve been working overtime and may have jumped the shark on that one. (in one minute):

The Pizzagate angle is to take our Satanism and pedophilia (and here), arguably the topics sheeple would most object to if informed, and use our leaks to lure independent media into covering it. Then, we false flag with something like Comet Pizza’s owner shooting-up a neighborhood over “depression” from “hateful fake news.” Our last move is censor all the facts connected to this topic, and all independent media.

Questions?

Trump: You control the Pope and had him say that alternative media followers enjoy sex with shit and eat shit? That’s lowbrow even for me! That’s worse than W’s economic analysis that “Wall Street got drunk and had a hangover!”

Bush Sr.: Watch your lip, boy. You work for us now. If we tell you to say pedophilia isn’t a crime like the New York Times (and here), then you’ll sell it with conviction. If we tell you to sell war on Iran, you’ll do it. Fuck with us and we’ll do you like Kennedy, his little brother (and here), Martin King, and a hundred others. You be a good boy, or be heart-attacked if you go off script.

Trump: Fuck you, fossil. If anyone in my family gets hurt I’ve got “life insurance” blackmail ready to end your lives right now. And it starts with outing your boy, W, for fucking a gay male prostitute in the White House over 200 times while President. “Watch my lip!” That’s rich when your cocksucking son’s nickname was “Lips!”

W: (snapping his head up from painting) You’re talking about Jeffy Gannon! That’s who I’m painting!

Obama: (to Trump) Relax, tough guy. This isn’t your faked WrestleMania cosplay, or scripted TV show to fire people. You’re owned. Go “enough is enough” on us, and you’re dead.

Black: (taking command of the conversation again) Trump: (smiling sardonically) we’re hoping to channel your temperament to spur sheeple in desired directions. You have a fresh passion your predecessors lack. May I continue?

Trump: (flustered in discomfort, feeling his precarious position) Of course, sir. We’ve had this conversation before. I’ll try to restrain my bigly temper. But if anything happens to my family, you’re all schlonged.

Black: To conclude this portion of ending independent media: all of you will hit the talking points of “fake news” from Russia that harms “real people, real Americans.” Hillary’s propaganda is strong; this is one minute:

And Obama in one minute:

We want you all practiced, so we’ll provide agents to prepare you with questions and strengthen your responses. What we don’t want is shocked surprise, like W regarding 9/11. In 43 seconds:

(W seems to not be paying attention, looking down continuing painting)

Black: Next: it’s time to purge all government Boy Scout “White Hats” not playing ball with us. We’ll do so with “news” these are Russian agents and those brainwashed “fake news addicts” who DHS monitoring concludes cannot be brought back from anti-American ways. We telegraphed this move in Captain America; in one minute:

Questions?

Bill: How are we going to sell this?

Black: As “just a few Russian agents” and as “proof”  domestic intelligence gathering methods and DHS “keep democracy safe.” The broader talking points:

  • America’s victory in the Cold War wasn’t complete; we had pockets of Russian agents and sympathizers acting against us for decades.
  • A hidden purpose of DHS and intelligence gathering was to find all those agents and deluded Americans who proved after years and years of data were thoroughly brainwashed by “fake news.”
  • Therefore, we censor such damaging “fake news” Russian propaganda websites permanently, arrest and remove active Russian agents inside our own government, and celebrate democracy’s victory.

Sr.: Beautiful. As a CIA Director, I couldn’t have planned anything better. I’m ready for my role in the last piece.

Black: Thank you. Yes, the final piece is to restore the appearance of integrity to corporate media. To “shock and awe” the sheeple back to us, we’re rolling out a “disclosure” of ancient “ET sites(and here, here) and artifacts with these related talking points you’ll study, practice with our agents, and deliver:

  • A Russian Cold War victory was the assassination of an American President: John Kennedy. We’ll release “information” that we always knew Oswald was a Russian spy, with a team of rogue CIA agents who helped him. This will cover much of the hidden facts that it was we, with Bush Senior as a leading asset, who assassinated Kennedy for getting out of line. So, we use this “history” as a current talking point to demonize both Russia and “fake news” for blaming actual American heroes in the hidden Cold War, like George Herbert Walker Bush.
  • We’ll use this “history” to emphasize that a Palestinian anti-Semite killed Robert Kennedy, and new information linked to Russia. We’ll include Martin King’s assassination as also planned by Russian agents using American sympathizers. This will co-opt key facts in those assassinations for us to “admit” we hid these “Russian victories” from Americans while re-establishing appearance of our own integrity and corporate media for reporting these facts that many sheeple have come to suspect are true.
  • We hid these Russian victories from Americans because the Cold War was closer to our loss than we wanted to admit. All of you (indicating with his hand to the faces onscreen) were and are heroes in this hidden war history. Bush Sr. will explain his “leading role” in this story:

Sr.: (grinning, chuckling) So (chuckles again), I’m going to deliver something like this: “My fellow Americans (rubs imaginary tear with middle finger), my dear friend Jack Kennedy was assassinated despite the direct warnings of my father, Prescott Bush, that Russian infiltration of government was more pervasive than Jack was being told. Indeed, Jack requested UFO disclosure just ten days before the Russians killed him. The Russians are against all forms of important truth.” (breaks out laughing)

W: (joining in the laughter) This shit just runs in our family! It is funny, but ok, ok, we’ll practice to sell it seriously!

Black: It is imperative to not giggle with duping delight during propaganda. May I remind the CIA Director of his failure at Gerald Ford’s funeral with this (pushes button) 1-minute video:

Please conclude, George Sr.

Sr.: Ok, so we sell the point that Russian agents assassinated many American leaders during the Cold War. I then, tearfully, disclose that Kennedy wanted to tell Americans everything we know about ETs and UFOs, and that since Russia assassinated Jack, every President after was advised by CIA to hold-off UFO disclosure until we won the Cold War and rooted-out all Russian agents. I as a CIA agent then Director was a leader in this “hidden UFO war,” and a true American hero setting the stage with increased domestic surveillance until we could finally win the war by removing all “Russian agents” in “fake alternative media” and our own government!

Black: We’ll spin Secretary of State John Kerry’s trip to Antarctica as part of this disclosure, including that America’s commitment to our people superseded partisan leanings to help Democrats during the election. In conclusion:

  • The huge corporate media “news” about ET/UFO history we spin as “total truth” in the absence of “disappeared” independent media will captivate the sheeple for years to come.
  • Independent media will forever more be talked about as “fake news,” “Russian propaganda,” “mind control Cold War tactics,” and linked to the “civil war” theater we’ll roll out as a constant threat to repeat should we ever allow “fake news” in our great nation again. We’ll remind Americans of this threat with false flag events as needed.
  • We all “celebrate” America’s final victory over Russia, with ongoing probes to bring Syria and Iran into petrodollar control.

This endgame will bring business back to our normal control.

Obama: Ambitious. And why should we believe you that this is our endgame and not our opposition’s endgame exposing our rogue state empire with phony elections and propaganda corporate media?

(slight display of shock on the faces, including W raising his eyes)

Black: (smoothly) Thank you, Barack, for this key and important question. This is our endgame for victory because of an inevitable progression of history: you see, the periodic culling of sheeple smart enough to see our empire is a natural event repeated in every empire. It’s natural because of our self-interest to breed sheeple as smart as possible to serve as efficient work animals, but not smart enough to recognize their enslavement.

Of course, we want to limit these removals to avoid risk of the sheeple’s Emperor’s New Clothes awakening, but risk is minimal from removing all independent media along with the Boy Scouts creating it.

Does that answer your question, Barack?

Obama: Of course, sir. I apologize, but it’s an important question to authoritatively answer.

Black: I agree. Any other questions before I release you to practice your scripts with our agents?

(silence with a hint of nervousness on their faces)

Very good. You are released. (calls flash off one by one)

(Black sighs, and relaxes. The screen then flashes on with one large hooded face replacing the space of all six smaller faces)

Sir! How may I be of service? (bow of his head)

Big Black: Excellent presentation and management of our minions.

(pregnant pause)

However… we are concerned you might fail to control this message.

Black: (in some fear and attempted smoothness) My Lord, we had over 5,000 Pentagon employees caught with child porn (and here) and successfully disappeared that fact from public memory. We had W’s affair with a gay male prostitute disappeared. Our empire is secure, and will remain so under threat of blackmail and assassination.

(swallows) What is your concern, my Lord?

Big Black: W’s stupidity began an awakening among too many sheeple for us to keep controlled, along with Divine intervention to inject uncontrollable souls into the human mix. As you enjoy, and in one minute:

Also, independent media too thoroughly discredited Hillary as a compulsive criminal liar, and demonstrated the Clinton Foundation as simple looting. Our attempts to brand independent media as “fake news” are being too widely recognized as, itself, “fake news” to hide empire.

Consider the first 13 minutes here:

(patient silence)

Black: (squirming) Are you saying we’ve lost, my Lord?

Big Black: No. But we are seeing an endgame for one side or the other. The sheeple will now choose. It is, unprecedentedly, outside of our control. (pauses again)

Black: With all respect, I suspected this, my Lord. What is our best play?

Big Black: We don’t have one other than what you just moved forward. We will, of course, closely monitor evolving events to discover further opportunities. We might sacrifice the Clintons to criminal prosecution. We might assassinate Trump. We might replace Trump with Hillary after a “recount.” We’ll need sensationalism and a strong degree of real facts to replace the void from ending independent media.

And this said, our present condition is Divinely ordained: choice to the sheeple must be honored.

Black: What does your intel suggest the sheeple’s choice will be?

Big Black: Truth and Love, unfortunately for us. Our position is to make this “Hail Mary” pass in hope the glitter and exotic will lure the sheeple back.

Black: And what will we then do, my Lord, if our “Hail Mary” fails?

Big Black: We go underground, for those who deserve our protection. Serve us well, even in these testing times, and you will be among the protected. I promise.

Black: I will serve, my Lord, you and Lord Satan.

Big Black: Hail Satan.

Black: Hail Satan.

The scene dissolves into a modern newsroom broadcast:

Anchor 1: Another (and here) leaked Skype call disclosed since arrests of .01% “leaders” of the former American rogue state empire.

Anchor 2: Next: More coverage of “public banking” and monetary reform that benefit Americans in the tens of trillions! Stay tuned.

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Similar to Emperor’s New Clothes satire, the real-world crimes are easy to explain, document, and prove:

The Crimes

  • The US is a literal rogue state empire led by neocolonial looting liars. The history is uncontested and taught to anyone taking comprehensive courses. If anyone has any refutations of this professional academic factual claim for any of this easy-to-read and documented content, please provide it.
  • US ongoing lie-started and Orwellian-illegal Wars of Aggression require all US military and government to refuse all war orders because there are no lawful orders for obviously unlawful wars. Officers are required to arrest those who issue obviously unlawful orders. And again, those of us working for this area of justice are aware of zero attempts to refute this with, “War law states (a, b, c), so the wars are legal because (d, e, f).” All we receive is easy-to-reveal bullshit.
  • When Americans are told an election is defined by touching a computer screen without a countable receipt that can be verified, they are being told a criminal lie to allow election fraud. This is self-evident, but PrincetonStanford, and the President of the American Statistical Association are among the leaders pointing to the obvious (and hereherehereherehereherehereherehereherehereherehereherehereherehereherehere). Again, no professional would/can argue an election is legitimate when there is nothing for anyone to count.
  • And, duh, corporate media are criminally complicit through constant lies of omission and commission to “cover” all these crimes. Historic tragic-comic empire is only possible through such straight-face lying, making our Emperor’s New Clothes analogy perfectly chosen.
  • The top three benefits each of monetary reform and public banking total ~$1,000,000 for the average American household, and would be received nearly instantly. Please read that twice. Now look to verify for yourself.

Demanding arrests as the required and obvious public response

The categories of crime include:

  1. Wars of Aggression (the worst crime a nation can commit).
  2. Likely treason for lying to US military, ordering unlawful attack and invasions of foreign lands, and causing thousands of US military deaths.
  3. Crimes Against Humanity for ongoing intentional policy of poverty that’s killed over 400 million human beings just since 1995 (~75% children; more deaths than from all wars in Earth’s recorded history).
  4. Tens of trillions in looting, including $6.5 trillion just reported by the US Department of “Defense” as “lost.”

US military, law enforcement, and all with Oaths to support and defend the US Constitution against all enemies, foreign and domestic, face an endgame choice:

In just 90 seconds, former US Marine Ken O’Keefe powerfully states how you may choose to voice “very obvious solutions”: arrest the criminal leaders (video starts at 20:51, then finishes this episode of Cross Talk):

Solutions worth literal tens of trillions to ‘We the People’:

Again:

  • The top three benefits each of monetary reform and public banking total ~$1,000,000 for the average American household, and would be received nearly instantly. Please read that twice. Now look to verify for yourself.
  • We can quantify the end of the lie-started and illegal Wars of Aggression quickly into the trillions, and that said, it’s worth a lot more than what we quantify.
  • Truth: a world in which education is expressed in its full potential to only and always begin with good-faith effort for objective, comprehensive, and verifiable data.

“Interview” series:

Satire series:

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Note: I make all factual assertions as a National Board Certified Teacher of US Government, Economics, and History, with all economics factual claims receiving zero refutation since I began writing in 2008 among Advanced Placement Macroeconomics teachers on our discussion board, public audiences of these articles, and international conferences (and here). I invite readers to empower their civic voices with the strongest comprehensive facts most important to building a brighter future. I challenge professionals, academics, and citizens to add their voices for the benefit of all Earth’s inhabitants.

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Carl Herman is a National Board Certified Teacher of US Government, Economics, and History; also credentialed in Mathematics. He worked with both US political parties over 18 years and two UN Summits with the citizen’s lobby, RESULTS, for US domestic and foreign policy to end poverty. He can be reached at Carl_Herman@post.harvard.edu

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