How we know God is a man: no mother would ever let her children get as out of control as they are on Earth

Several years ago, my wife said out of the blue,

I know God has to be a man.

I paused, thought, and asked, “Why do you say that?”

Because no mother would ever let her children get as out of control as they are on Earth.

She’s right, as she is about 99% of the time on everything (she’s not good at predicting sports outcomes, so that drives down her average).

The .01% pretend to be “leaders” and wanna-be masters, but they’re nothing more than what my wife also told me several years previous to her proof that God is male. She said:

You know, you’re wasting your time trying to end poverty, fix education, fix the economy, and whatever else. This is a planet of children.

I politely asked, “What do you mean?”

Let me explain in a way you can understand as a teacher. Imagine an elementary school playground that’s miles in size. Imagine 5,000 elementary school kids playing out there in small groups. Now picture about 100 teenage boys on the playground, who have weapons and do what they want. You’re one of just five adults on the playground. Got the picture? Now go ahead, try to manage this situation.

Me: “Yeah, that’s about our situation…”

And this does seem an apt description of our challenge. Those of us awake operate among relative “children” to point-out the obvious: they are punked by .01% relative juvenile “bullies” who engage in ongoing contests of empire while using naive “children” as their soldiers and taxpaying workers.

Those of us relatively awake/mature, point to Emperor’s New Clothes obvious crimes of the juveniles calling the shots:

These crimes annually cost millions killed, billions harmed, and trillions looted, with recent history continuing literal centuries of US lie-began Wars of Aggression that involved nearly all families in two horrific global wars for colonial empire.

Importantly, for those still with any illusions: this “leadership” of lies is not mature or virtuous in any sense. All these .01% have is manipulated control of less mature beings that must be kept stupid in order for these games of empire to continue.

Those of us relatively awake will continue to strategically and artistically make our situation known for what it is. We will also point to obvious solutions:

  • Arrests of .01% “leaders” for obvious crimes centering in war, money and lies (4-part series on arrests with videos).
  • Leveraging a reclaimed media, continue arrests with generous plea bargains and Truth & Reconciliation for testimony, documentary evidence, and physical evidence to best put the “Big Picture” together in preparation to build the brighter future for all Earth’s inhabitants’ success.
  • SOLUTIONS: the .01% with corporate media have suppressed solutions documented beginning with Benjamin Franklin how government can abundantly operate without taxes: monetary and credit reform allow the public to have near-instant prosperity: full-employment, zero public deficits and debt, the best infrastructure we can imagine, falling prices, and release of public TRILLIONS held in “rainy day” accounts. Full documentation here and here.

In just 90 seconds, former US Marine Ken O’Keefe powerfully states the “very obvious solutions” to US/UK/Israel unlawful Wars of Aggression: arrest the obvious criminal leaders (video starts at 20:51, then finishes this episode of Cross Talk):

A few months after my wife told me God has to be male, I told her, “How about this scenario: God is male, made the Earth, but then had to leave for a minute to go take a piss. He comes back, looks at Earth, and says, ‘Whoa! What happened here?!’

My wife: “Yeah, that’s about what a man would do. A woman God would have asked a friend to watch Earth for a minute.”

Of course, she’s right again.


Note: I make all factual assertions as a National Board Certified Teacher of US Government, Economics, and History, with all economics factual claims receiving zero refutation since I began writing in 2008 among Advanced Placement Macroeconomics teachers on our discussion board, public audiences of these articles, and international conferences. I invite readers to empower their civic voices with the strongest comprehensive facts most important to building a brighter future. I challenge professionals, academics, and citizens to add their voices for the benefit of all Earth’s inhabitants.


Carl Herman is a National Board Certified Teacher of US Government, Economics, and History; also credentialed in Mathematics. He worked with both US political parties over 18 years and two UN Summits with the citizen’s lobby, RESULTS, for US domestic and foreign policy to end poverty. He can be reached at

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  • Ingold Inglorion

    Oh bullshit, for so many reasons. First, assuming that “men” would just let everything go out of control while “women” would not. Yay social justice warrior mythology. Now kindly shove it up your ass, ok? As a father I’d kill before I’d let my kids’ world get out of control.

    But no, let’s not go there. Let’s start with your “god.” God is a noun. Why does your “god” not have a name? Or if you’re jewish, why is he afraid of vowels?

    Sorry but MY gods are not “almighty” and they’d prefer to let us stupid monkeys deal with our own affairs. If the world has “gone to hell” it’s entirely the fault of the human race…not because of some nameless noun, and not because the real gods were inept.

    • Carl_Herman

      Then maybe you’d care to join me in demanding arrests rather than watch the kids get killed.

  • Kyke Hunter

    ‘god” is not a man or woman ,its a LAW The Surpreme Law of Cause and Effect. which permeates all phenomena including life. Nam-Myo-Ho-Renge-Kyo.

  • Kyke Hunter

    Man made god. not vice versa. Which fairytale do you think is best? The Buybull, the Koran or the Torah/Talmud.

    • Pravda01

      As a child I liked Mickey Mouse.

    • frankensteinsANODIZEDbolts

      If not a product of forethought and design, how did man come to be?

      • berger friedrich-wolfgang

        Historically “Man” , had to Withstand “Threats AGAINST the Family” , in a fair Way ! Tribes Threatened by “PREDATORS” , He had to “Annihilate these Natural THREATS” , for their “Families & Tribes” ! So “Man” either is a “Warrior / Competitor” , or a “Hunter / Killer” !!!

    • berger friedrich-wolfgang

      In my Comment to “Cities of the World , Unite Against Nation’s Wars” , I tried to bring back , the Importance of ‘handed down “Myths” ! You are Absolutely Correct !

  • Fungus

    There is no god.

    • Tark McCoy

      Indeed, the argument works better (no god would…) that way. Of course either argument is just a dodge by Feminists to try and shift the blame.

      • berger friedrich-wolfgang

        CAPS Imply “SPIRITUAL Realm , while normal LETTERS Symbolize “materialisric Realm” !!!

    • yEshUA ImmAnUEl * ben-‘Adam

      1 Corinthians 3:16
      Know ye not that ye are the temple of God, and that the Spirit of God dwelleth in you?

      John 10:34
      Jesus answered them, “Is it not written in your Law, ‘I have said you are “gods”‘?

      Psalm 82:6
      “I said, ‘You are “gods”; you are all sons of the Most High.’

      Luke 17:21
      Neither shall they say, Lo here! or, lo there! for, behold, the kingdom of God is within you.

      • Fungus

        I don’t need a book to tell me that.

        • berger friedrich-wolfgang


        • berger friedrich-wolfgang

          “ECCE HOMO” !!!

    • berger friedrich-wolfgang

      NOT THIS CREATION of Materialistic BELIEVERS , Which Can be Imagined as “ONE INDIVIDUUM , of Deliberate Physiognomy” !!! GOD , is the Shortened FORM , for “Someone” , Doing “GOOD to OTHERS” !!! That Means , As long as SOMEONE is Intimidated , to “FIGHT” for his “Own SURVIVAL” , and does it in an “Intellectual SMART Way” , He has no TIME , to “DO GOOD” !!! For “Practicing Human (good) BEHAVIOR” , One Needs a “Human ENVIRONMENT” !!! DARWINISM (The Fight for SURVIVAL) , Never Will Come Near to “GOD” ! Only Practizing Jesus CHRIST’S TEACHINGS , fits “GOD” !!!

      • Ben Russell-Gough

        Alright, mate; calm down! No need to shout!

        • berger friedrich-wolfgang

          Coughing NONSENSE , is the Real MARK of (Devilish) gods !!! FARE WELL , Down !!!

    • Occam’s Razor

      Your DNA reveals you are a manufactured creature, not an evolved creature.

      Also, hemp is The Tree of Life. If we convert to a hemp economy and interest free US Constitutional currency, we’ll do just fine.

      GOD says if a nation turns from their wicked ways he will their land.

    • berger friedrich-wolfgang

      You Wan’t Believe it , “HUMANISM HAS DIED OUT” !

    • leevitowt

      Other than Gold..Oil..Drugs.

  • Demonocracy

    Sounds like an article written by the “vagina warriors”.

    • Carl_Herman

      Perhaps you’d like to join us calling for arrests of .01% obvious criminals, just as the article concludes.

      • Tim

        Perhaps you’d like to stop demeaning your own sex… Your white-knight anti-male brainwashing is coming over loud and clear. Feminism has no credibility. We’re all bored with your female-supremacist anti-male propaganda. You’re as bad as the BBC!

        The idea that “no mother would ever let her children get as out of control as they are on Earth” is contemptibly wrong. Single-female parent families churn out maladjusted criminals at a far higher rate than single-male parents. Wake up dude. You can only believe this tripe by ignoring your own senses.

        • Carl_Herman

          Tim: maybe you’d like to stop whining and do something productive, like demand arrests of .01% criminals. Or do you prefer to whine?

          • Tim

            Carl, if you engage your brain, you’ll see that “demand arrests of .01% criminals” is actually whining… It’s you who’s doing the whining.

            Whine: a feeble or petulant complaint.

            Yep, that’s what it is. A feeble complaint: “Mummy Daddy Government, I demand you arrest yourselves now!”.

            Please explain why feel your whining ‘demand’ is productive? What will it produce?

            BTW – Pointing out that you’re being a mindless feminist parrot is productive – but only if *you* listen.

            Pointing out bullshit and propaganda is definitely & always productive, and feminism is bullshit and propaganda.

          • Carl_Herman

            Have it your way, Tim. I’ll let my written work and background stand on its own merits for public consideration. If you see no power in demanding US military, government, and law enforcement to do the jobs they’ve sworn to do, while also documenting how they’re serving the Orwellian opposite of the US Constitution, so be it.

            What actions are you taking, Tim?


            WTF? Tim who?… like the concept of god, the article is a euphemism for the way things may be… you moron. As Carl points out, we’re all getting fucked by criminals and psychopaths that should never have power… And that needs to be fixed! So instead of creating pointless arguments, and making pointless points… why don’t you actually do something…? If it wasn’t for women, you wouldn’t even be here… Oh! The joy!… I’m sure your mother would be proud of your outstanding comments.

      • Demonocracy

        Yes, I’m all for the arrest of the criminals as you are and I like most of your articles. But to use a female vs. male or feminine vs. masculine analogy to sum it up is a foolish way to describe things. It’s like racial arguments and lumping everyone into a label. Good people will do good things and bad people will do bad things. Corruption and evil is an “Equal Opportunity Destroyer” without regard to race, religion, or gender, . Everything including this dichotomy you present here is just an archaic form of an us vs. them mentality. Let’s evolve. Try to pick a better dichotomy than one that requires men to get in touch with their feminine side.

    • Pravda01

      We love Vagina better than the a**hole of a gay man. Sorry!

  • BadClown

    Just read 5 comments to a clever article, by ‘dem what don’t gets it–and probably never will!

  • yEshUA ImmAnUEl * ben-‘Adam

    John 15:
    11. These things have I spoken unto you, that my joy might remain in you, and that your joy might be full.
    12. This is my commandment, That ye love one another, as I have loved you.
    “We do not knowingly or willingly bring harm to those we love. We do not cheat them; defraud them; dishonor them. On the contrary, our every effort is to bring them the good things of life; happiness and peace; showing them the things that are to their benefit. Love is all-embracing and includes not only affection and devotion, but a willingness to serve; a readiness to do all things needful — obey the Law, keep the Commandments and do everything possible to assure protection and well-being to these loved ones.
    It is a desire of this nature within us that will direct us to the eternal within ourselves — the Soul— bring him into life and manifestation, so that we may possess the love we are commanded to have. This will be keeping the ‘Father’s commandment.’ “

    • PJ London

      “This is my commandment, That ye love one another, as I have loved you.”

      Or as Mark Twain puts it,

      “..a God who could make good children as easily a bad, yet preferred to make bad ones; who could have made every one of them happy, yet never made a single happy one; who made them prize their bitter life, yet stingily cut it short; who gave his angels eternal happiness unearned, yet required his other children to earn it; who gave is angels painless lives, yet cursed his other children with biting miseries and maladies of mind and body; who mouths justice, and invented hell–mouths mercy, and invented hell–mouths Golden Rules and forgiveness multiplied by seventy times seven, and invented hell; who mouths morals to other people, and has none himself; who frowns upon crimes, yet commits them all; who created man without invitation, then tries to shuffle the responsibility for man’s acts upon man, instead of honorably placing it where it belongs, upon himself; and finally, with altogether divine obtuseness, invites his poor abused slave to worship him!”

      – No. 44, The Mysterious Stranger, Mark Twain

      Or perhaps you support “our troops” and believe in a righteous war.

      “O Lord our Father, our young patriots, idols of our hearts, go forth to battle — be Thou near them! With them — in spirit — we also go forth from the sweet peace of our beloved fire sides to smite the foe. O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it — for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.

      [After a pause. ] “Ye have prayed it; if ye still desire it, speak! — The messenger of the Most High waits!”

      It was believed afterward that the man was a lunatic, because there was no sense in what he said.

      Mark Twain war prayer

  • yEshUA ImmAnUEl * ben-‘Adam

    With sincere lips and an upright heart I wish to say that NOTHING IS MORE MANIFEST THAN GOD.

    • PJ London

      “With …. an upright heart” you should lie down mate, the blood has drained from your brain.

  • yEshUA ImmAnUEl * ben-‘Adam

    John 15:13
    Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
    “This implies that we must be willing to give up the things in life that we have come to consider as necessities, but which we have learned are not to our ultimate benefit.
    The statement also suggests that if we are willing to sacrifice the undesirable things in life so that they are no longer attractive, we can live in harmony with the Law and, in that way, become Soul conscious, thus obeying the great commandment. This is vitally necessary if we seek our ultimate benefit.
    He who so loves another that, in case of necessity, he is ready and willing to forget himself and his own interests, even to the degree of forfeiting his life in order that he may help another, has thereby shown the ultimate of love, and should he lose his (physical) life, he shall thereby gain his (Spiritual) life.”

    • PJ London

      So your interpretation is : “Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his toys for his friends”.
      The wonderful thing about religion is that it can say anything you want it to.
      So much for the Bible being the word of God, if any charlatan can change the wording.

      • yEshUA ImmAnUEl * ben-‘Adam

        I don’t know you.
        So, I will go my way and
        you can go your way.

        (no response needed)

  • Tom

    Greed, which drives the .01% to do the things they do, is a runaway bit of human brain circuitry that comes from our ancestral environment where the more material success in hunting a man had the more children he could raise to adulthood. In a modern economy, of course, especially in most of the world where polygyny is illegal, beyond a certain income it becomes impossible to raise more children with more money. But the hard wiring lives on in the human operating chip, doing more harm to our species than any other aspect of how we think.

    As for blaming this all on men, why should we ignore the female tendency to seek the highest income earners, even when their husband is obviously getting his money from questionable or even outright evil sources? When beautiful women declare a boycott of sex with bad men, the world will change.

    • ld_elon

      Greed~ is’ the philosophe of survival in a ‘one world’ cosmological imperialism… (abounded collectivism) an completely natural.
      Jus takes a different perception to ponder its opposing force, thas al.

  • Lynn Walker

    God is both the Supreme Father, Supreme Mother and Supreme Child all at once. People with self-imposed ignorance and faulty revelation miss at least one of these.

    • Pravda01

      I’m not gay I like the idea of God being a woman better – perhaps one with a niece behind and a niece face?

  • ld_elon

    Thas ridiculous, why! ‘it wus the mother who gave up god, an the mother that throws gods virtue away’. In personified motion, Nuf salt..

  • ld_elon

    Isis up Te her ol trick again> its in her nature~ apparently twittwat an plum(lepa) helpt save her many lives.
    Takes credit~ phone poser#

  • wunsacon

    LOL. Good ones, Carl. Mostly makes sense to me, except that there are beasts like Hillary, Nuland, Condi, etc.

    • berger friedrich-wolfgang

      “HUMANS” ACT HUMANILY , Anti -Humans are No HUMANS at All !!!

    • Carl_Herman

      Yeah, they might not be entirely human…

  • animalogic

    God was off taking a piss…? Sure it wasn’t a crap…and he’s not back yet ?

  • Brockland A.T.

    Well, assuming an omnipotent God exists and can create species from nothing, there really isn’t any penalty to letting its (whether male, female or an irrelevant distinction) ‘children’ do as they would. Even to the point of making themselves and everything they can reach go extinct.

    Whereas any earthly mother or father would have irreplaceable property, reputation, social and biological legacy at stake that they cannot reproduce at will.

    Trying to interpret a non-human outlook through the human experience, where humans are merely made in the image of a god, but lacking a god’s core abilities, is rather limited.

    • Pravda01

      …means we destroy mother Earth and we destroy ourselves?

  • animalogic

    It amazes me just how seriously commentators can take a couple of jokes about god, and sexual politics….

  • Orfi’

    Boring, when women stop spending this earth into the ground with trinkets then they can blame men.
    When they stop the infanticide, they can take the moral high ground.

  • Pravda01

    The God who was not there. The picture of a man being in heaven and control the human race is wrong.

    There is some power around us, but we are to stupid to see what it is or what it does – try to explain the existence of space or infinity. While writing this I’m sitting in a room, the room belongs to the house, the house sits on a peace of land, the land is part of the Earth, Earth is part of the Universe – forgive me the platitude – what comes after that and after that???

    • PJ London

      “The Universe is all of time and space and its contents.” what part of “all of” did you not understand?

  • nomadfiles

    LOL. Point taken. But, to be fair, most of the out of control children on earth had mothers. And the ones that didn’t are not of this earth.

    • berger friedrich-wolfgang

      You CONFUSE “Mother with Bitch” ! The “AGE of the MATRIARCHATE” , is long Gone !!! You are a Participant of the “AGE of FEMINISM” !!!

      • nomadfiles

        What are you talking about? Mother equates to bitch? Are you saying that only bitches have out of control children? You make no sense.

        • berger friedrich-wolfgang

          There is a little Difference between a Mother , who loves “her CHILD” , and a FEMEN , Caring for her “Money-Making ATTRACTIVENESS” ! Therefore , Equaling a Loving Mother , with a Woman Only Interested in CASH & ORGASM , Somehow misses the Point ! Don’t Ya think So ???

          • nomadfiles

            I’m going to have to plead ignorance on this one. I have no idea of what you are talking about.

          • berger friedrich-wolfgang

            Would a “CELEBRITY /STAR , having Given Birth , to the Product of Intercourse with someone , love the BASTARD” , like a Woman , thankfully Giving Birth , to HER Beloved Child ? CONFUSING , Isn’t it ???

          • berger friedrich-wolfgang

            SIMPLIFIED ! “MOTHER” is a historically fixed “TERM” , that Means , a Mother , not ACTING as SUCH , Can’t be Labeled MOTHER !!!

  • hvaiallverden

    Shes abolutelly right, and once again Im a bitt “impressed” by the desperation of having something to look for, an Gandalifan figure in the sky.
    To me, its far more fundamental, an force/entety, witch have the powers we have zipp idea of how and why, but the effect of enabeling and manifest the playground called reality.
    You belive only what you see, right.
    And have you ever challanged that perseption, to see if there trully is another side, have you.

    We arent alone, that the truth, whatever you think is reality I can tell you its dead wrong, only the ability to manifest our potentiale of our own consiousness.
    And that potential is an range that surpases our abuility to filter it down to this reality, alter that filter and another one comes into this one or you go from this to another one.

    Where is god in this, well, stil there, but the path is the problem we all face, the fundaments are already there, what WE need is to filter out the noice.
    Light is infact a true statment, we are light, once freed from the boundarys of our material body we are light, an energetic entey, capable to do whatever we can imagine, with the powers we just think about, the idea of how powerfull words trully are is long gone.
    I have DONE the Matrix thing, jumped from roof to roof, and flyed, and so on, but that is in Lucid Dreaming state, the stage inbetween, the playground for us to learn how to uteliyse the powers we all have inhereted on the other side, since we arent physical anymore, to be physical is an far more advanced stage, and is right now out of the question.

    Why do we have to be Christians or Muslims or for that matter Buddists, if you have an intress for the spirit, witch is the core.
    I recognice the christian path as a true one, dumbed down to be an path of man.
    Because the truth would be to mutch, and this can be handled only if you have expririenced life and love, because its the same on the other side, we are children, because the gate separates us as an speicie from the rest, the adults in the room, hehe.


  • Darkwing

    What do you expect from a feminist cunt, but he gets a lot of head from her so he goes along with it. BTW: there is no G-D, just a creator

    • berger friedrich-wolfgang

      GOT IT !!!

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  • JerseyCynic

    you know what they say Carl — Behind every great man….kudos, Mrs. Herman!

  • Brockland A.T.

    To reply to Pravda01, whose reply to me seems to have disappeared,

    “..means we destroy mother Earth and we destroy ourselves?”

    Essentially, yes, and no-one else will care when we are gone. Any alien species might well breath a sigh of relief. Most all other animals on Earth have insufficient sophontry to worry about their extinction or ours. Furthermore, life will go on, albeit in a less complex state.

    Many religions often characterize mortal life as transient to another stage of existence. Such is reality, that if God exists, ‘tough love’, not vacuous sentimentality, characterizes the relationship. We can be as kind and fair as we can defend it socially, or not.

    The amoral ‘or not’ crowd seems to be winning.

    The social solution is proportional representation in electoral politics, so as to better keep the sociopaths and psychopaths down.

    • berger friedrich-wolfgang

      You Still CRY for REPRESENTATIVES ???

      • Brockland A.T.

        Do you have any more realistic suggestions?

        Healthy political society not only cures, but prevents outbreaks of public sociopathy and psychopathy before its agents get a chance to act out. Anders Behring Breivic, for example, couldn’t find a place even in the most far-right Norwegian party. In the U.S., he’s be an empowered neocon.

        Maybe not smart enough to hold office, but comfortable somewhere in the system suppressing the morally sound, maybe even a psycho cop. Breivic and his supporters did manage to cause great harm, that was contained by a greater society. Norway is governed by a sound system of proportional representation, albeit one under heavy pressure from America’s Deep State to be compliant.

        Surely, there was some cover-up, but then, Norwegian neocons are not alone in their fight against just society.

        The remembrances for Kennedy and Martin Luther King are less and less overt over time; like the controlled media is no longer comfortable bragging about the impunity of the Deep State, because perhaps it no longer enjoys full impunity.

        With people like Carl Herman calling for arrests, neither willing to forgive, forget, or be intimidated, and pro rep political reformers wanting to take away their very playground Dulles built for them, the few wise Deep Statists are uncertain about their future.

        The murderers of Kennedy and Martin Luthor King are either dead or are dying of old age. They bequeath to all of us a legacy – the murderous Deep State, a playground for their kindred heirs to psychopathy.

        Proportional representation enables political activism not only to shine light upon the worms in the woodwork, but banish them effectively and restore sound social foundations. However, society must be organized, educated, and attuned to open and fair civil process.