JP Morgan Tries Its Hand at Social Media … Gets Absolutely Lambasted By Angry Americans

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JP Morgan launched a social media campaign with the hashtag “Ask JPM” the other day.

Given JPM’s criminal behavior and manipulation of markets, Twitter users absolutely lambasted JPM, asking such questions as (via Buzzfeed):

  • “Has the raw cunning of the electricity bid-rigging scheme … been unfairly overshadowed by the scale of the mortgage settlement? “
  • “How do you decide who to foreclose on? Darts or a computer program?”
  • “Every time another person loses their home to an illegal foreclosure, does a bell ring? “
  • “If it came out Jamie Dimon had a propensity for eating Irish children, would you fire him? What if he’s still “a good earner”? “
  • “Why do you think its ok to outright lie, cheat and steal?”
  • “Crime: A) Totally pays, just look at us B) Boy I don’t know C) If a market-maker does it that means it’s not illegal”

And (via the New York Times):

  • “What illegal deals did Jamie Dimon and the other big banks make with Obama at the closed-door meeting on Oct 2, 2013?”
  • “After reading the #AskJPM tweets, is it true that your traders have gone short banksters and long guillotines?”
  • “Do you feel bad about systematically undermining democracy? Do you know what fiduciary duty is?”

And (via the Big Picture):

  • “Quick! You’re locked in a room with no key, a chair, two paper clips, and a lightbulb.  How do you defraud investors?”
  • “When you collapsed the global economy did it interfere with your vacation in the Hamptoms?”

Actor Stacy Keach reads some other choice tweets on CNBC:

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  • GrandDaddy

    HANG ‘EM ALL

  • gozounlimited

    Social media and old friends can feel like a cold shower after dirty behavior…..

    Mia Marie Pope Outs Obama ….. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy2K5SIuK2E

  • Arizona

    EVER wonder why the BANKERS walk around laughing all the time?? you pay the police gangs to protect them and their robbing you blind and there ain’t a dam thing you can do about it,americans are suckers and they know it…………………….

  • Arizona

    HERES the mystery of the century,WHY is the US AIR FORCE in bed with OBOOZO,there ain’t a power on earth that could challenge them,AND THEY know it………………..

    • Boni Biggun

      Soetoro is just another banking cartel puppet/CEO of USAcorp, no mystery involved. No one can challenge them huh? Russia, China, Israel, Iran, North Korea ad naseum. all could/can/will…! Wake up all nations are banker puppets! All military’s are controlled as well by default!

  • Arizona

    HERES the mystery of the century,WHY is the US AIR FORCE in bed with OBOOZO,there ain’t a power on earth that could challenge them,AND THEY know it………………..

  • failedevolution
  • Ron Fowler

    Companies that tend to do well on social media sites don’t steal or cheat investors or kick people out of their homes. It’s bad for business. Who knew?

  • amerikagulag

    Bank with 1st national Posturpedic! Or your local credit union. It’s a safe bet.

    • saxa

      you keep your money in the bank or credit union for what good reason? fyi bank
      depositors in america are going to be “unsecured creditors” of the banks or credit unions
      starting jan. 1st 2014. proof? , go to “trunews” broadcasts, scroll
      down/listen to

      oct. 24 the first half hour. the heavy part

      is at about 15min. into it for the next 3 mins. your money is legally
      the banks money starting jan. 1st 2014 as per the dodd frank act. also
      search “take your money out of the banks” on youtube. it is the vid
      thats about 12:40 long. the fed and the fdic appear as insolvent……

  • amerikagulag

    Bank with 1st national Posturpedic! Or your local credit union. It’s a safe bet.

  • Sueychop

    Every one of the JPMC drones should hang.

  • Trace Smith

    People need to start standing up to all this corruption and bring our Constitution and good name back. As it is now… Most Countries cant stand us.

  • Charlie Primero

    Those were pretty good. :-)

  • amerikagulag

    The Rothschild generals have all been outed for what they are and JPM is one of the biggest..

  • EnabledVet

    They’re only doing what the federal reserve lets them get away with. That means, by default, what WE let them get away with. How do I make this statement? How many of you know the federal reserves charter to own the monopoly on our monetary system runs out in December of this year? How many think it won’t get extended another hundred years or so? How many think congess will ask us what we think?

 

 

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