Presstitutes and Whore-esspondents

Guest post by Anthony Freda.

See the shill dutifully read the list of White House/Pentagon talking points as an advocate for this new war. [Background here, here, here and here.]

See how disappointed our mockingbird is when every one of her pathetic arguments are countered and discredited with logic and reason.

Poor little Presstitute, she may have to be replaced with a more effective whore-esspondent.

This bit of war propaganda courtesy of CNN.https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=DvY8b4qZabY#t=33

 

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  • On point as always.

    Was use of the word Mockingbird coincidence or prescience ?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Mockingbird

  • “Whore-esspondents!” That is brilliant. May we use?

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    • JonAshby

      hahaha, Hor begon and whore-esspondents… shit is hilarious to say the least. Might have to get me one of those shirts! cheers!